Cookie Settings

Essential Cookies

These cookies are absolutely essential for us to rug you properly (even with our modest 2 SOL investment). They cannot be declined.

• Wallet Tracking Cookie (tracks your APE instincts)
• FOMO Detection Cookie (knows when you'll YOLO)
• Copium Measurement Cookie (monitors your "we're still early" posts)
• Degen Timing Cookie (maximizes your pain)
• Discord Sentiment Cookie (prepares for the inevitable "community ownership")

Performance Cookies

These cookies help us measure how efficiently we're rugging you:

• Panic Sell Predictor (knows when you'll capitulate)
• Diamond Hands Detector (identifies potential exit liquidity)
• Paper Hands Identifier (spots early sellers)
• "Buy The Dip" Counter (tracks your remaining funds)
• Roadmap Believability Meter (measures your hopium levels)

Marketing Cookies

These cookies help us find more people to rug:

• Influencer Bait Cookie (attracts "not financial advice" shills)
• Discord FUD Detector (auto-bans anyone questioning the team)
• Twitter Shill Tracker (counts rocket and moon emojis)
• "Next 100x Gem" Sentiment Analyzer (measures collective delusion)
• Degen Army Detector (finds prime "investors")

Analytics Cookies

These cookies analyze your coping mechanisms:

• Hopium Level Tracker (more accurate than your TA)
• Cope Post Counter (tracks your "zoom out bro" comments)
• Emotional Damage Calculator (measures your portfolio pain)
• "Wen Moon" Frequency Monitor (always increasing)
• "Dev Wallet is Just Marketing" Belief Meter (surprisingly high)

Cookie Management

You can manage your cookies by:

• Accepting them all (recommended for maximum meme potential)
• Declining them all (doesn't matter, we'll rug anyway)
• Eating them (stress eating is a valid investment strategy)
• Waiting for the "community" to manage them (after we disappear)

Cookie Preferences

Your cookie preferences have been automatically set to "ACCEPT ALL" because, let's be honest, you didn't read this far anyway. Just like you didn't read that we only put in 2 SOL ourselves before planning our "strategic project migration".