Privacy Policy

1. Information Collection

We collect various types of information, including but not limited to:

• Your wallet address (to know what to rug, but remember, only 2 SOL invested)
• Your copium levels (for scientific research)
• Your trading history (to time the rug perfectly after you buy)
• Your Discord cope messages (for our meme collection)
• Your "wen moon" tweets (for future case studies)
• The number of times you've posted rocket emojis (for statistical analysis)

2. Use of Information

Your information will be used for:

• Calculating the optimal rugging moment (usually after a "huge partnership announcement")
• Creating "expectation vs reality" NFTs
• Training our AI to recognize peak FOMO moments
• Writing "How to Spot a Rug Pull (After It's Too Late)" guides
• Developing new "tokenomics" buzzwords
• Measuring community hopium levels

3. Information Sharing

We may share your information with:

• Other meme coin creators (for "research" purposes)
• Crypto influencers (they need exit liquidity too)
• Your financial advisor (so they can say "I told you so")
• NFT artists (your loss porn = their inspiration)
• Future investors (as a cautionary tale)
• Discord mods (they're probably our alt accounts anyway)

4. Data Security

We protect your data with the same level of security as we protect your investment - absolutely none. However, since we only invested 2 SOL ourselves, your data might actually be worth more than our liquidity pool.

5. Your Choices

You have several choices regarding your personal information:

• Invest and get rugged (now with memes!)
• Don't invest (but miss out on our amazing NFTs)
• HODL forever (because we'll remove sell functions)
• Start your own meme coin (the circle of DeFi)
• Join our next project (we'll do it again)

6. Community Ownership Protocol

When we make the project "community-owned", your data will be handed over to the community along with our empty GitHub repository and drained treasury. The community is welcome to analyze the advanced "tokenomics" that rekt them.

7. Updates to This Policy

This policy may be updated faster than you can say "wen moon". Not that it matters - you'll be too busy posting diamond hands emojis anyway. Updates will be announced right after we "migrate to v2".