Terms of Rugging

1. Acceptance of Terms

By investing in Pump Rug Fun, you explicitly acknowledge and accept that you will be rugged. This is not a threat, it's a promise.

2. Definition of Rugging

Rugging refers to the time-honored tradition of disappearing with your funds while tweeting "WAGMI". However, since we're honest about our intentions and only put in 2 SOL, expect a small-scale, artisanal rug pull rather than a mass-production one.

3. Your Rights

• You have the right to watch your investment go to zero
• You have the right to spam "wen moon" in Discord
• You have the right to create "zoom out bro" memes
• You have the right to tell everyone "this time it's different"
• You have the right to blame "market manipulation"
• You have the right to say "but the devs are doxxed" even after -99%

4. Our Rights

• We reserve the right to rug at any time (but not too hard, remember, only 2 SOL invested)
• We may choose the most inconvenient time to rug (probably during a "major partnership announcement")
• We might claim "we got hacked" (a timeless classic)
• We might blame it on "macro conditions"
• We reserve the right to make the project "community-owned" at any moment
• We may "take a break to focus on development" (and never return)

5. Timing of The Rug

The exact timing of the rug pull shall remain a mystery, adding to the excitement. However, it will definitely happen right after we tweet "HUGE UTILITY ANNOUNCEMENT COMING 🚀" or "BINANCE LISTING SOON 👀".

6. Post-Rug Support

After the rug, we offer zero (0) support options. However, you're welcome to join our support group: "I Got Rugged and All I Got Was This Worthless NFT".

7. Special Clauses

• The "Trust Me Bro" Clause: All promises are backed by our word, which is worth exactly 2 SOL
• The "Diamond Hands" Clause: You can't sell if we remove all liquidity
• The "Paper Hands FUD" Clause: Any selling will be labeled as coordinated FUD
• The "Technical Issues" Protocol: Any suspicious transactions will be blamed on "smart contract upgrades"

8. Community Ownership Rights

The team reserves the right to make the project "community-owned" at any time. This may include, but is not limited to:

• Handing over an empty GitHub repository to the community
• Changing Twitter bio to "First truly decentralized rug pull"
• Converting all social media accounts to "Looking for volunteer mods"
• Claiming it's "bullish for decentralization" when we abandon the project
• Announcing that "the community is now in charge" of the empty treasury

9. Disclaimer

This is a parody project. If you're reading these terms seriously, please reconsider your investment strategy. DYOR means "Don't Yield to Our Rugpull".