🏆 World's Most Honest Rug Pull!

Pump Rug Fun 🎭Now with 100% more transparency!

The only token that promises to dump on you...📉
But tells you about it first!🚀

Speedrunning every Solana rug technique known to degens!
* Now with 69% more creative exit strategies!

2 SOLDev's Lunch Money(All in, trust)
420%TransparencyMore than your ex!
0%UtilityAs nature intended
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Why Choose Pump Rug Fun?🚀

Because we're speedrunning every meme coin red flag!

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The "Utility" Promise

Revolutionary AI-powered NFT marketplace with GameFi elements and metaverse integration... that will totally be built someday!

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The Discord Special

"Guys the team is doxxed trust me bro" - Random Discord mod who's definitely not the dev's alt account

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The Fake Partnerships

"Major partnership announcement coming soon!" (Spoiler: It's just another Telegram group)

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The Classic Exit

"Sorry guys, we got hacked!" (By ourselves, using the private keys we never gave up)

Vote on Your Favorite Rug Style!ðŸ—ģïļ

Which classic Solana rug technique should we use?

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The Stealth Launch

"Fair launch! No bots!" (Except for the 90% we pre-mined and the other 9% going to our "marketing wallet")

2,000 votes
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The Influencer Pump

Watch paid shills tweet "THIS IS THE NEXT 100x!" right before dumping their pre-allocated tokens

1,500 votes
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The LP Lock Trick

"Liquidity locked for 4 years!" (In a contract we can withdraw from anytime)

1,000 votes

Mint Your "Valuable" NFTs🖞ïļ

Join our exclusive NFT collection! (Exclusive means we made too many and nobody's buying)

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Mint now before we "migrate" to another chain!

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The "Trust Me Bro" Collection

Poorly drawn JPEGs with absolutely no utility! But we promise it'll be worth millions someday!

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The "Roadmap 2.0" Special

Includes exclusive access to our next rug pull! Plus membership in our "definitely not exit scam" DAO.

SOL1 SOLRare
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The Influencer Package

Comes with paid tweets from crypto influencers who definitely aren't our alt accounts!

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The Presale Whale Pack

Get in early before we dump on everyone! Includes "guaranteed" whitelist spots for our next 10 projects.

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* Not financial advice. Floor price subject to gravity. No utility guaranteed or implied. "Community-driven" means we have no actual plans.

The "Roadmap"🗚ïļ

Our totally real and definitely achievable plansðŸŽŊ

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Phase 1: The Pre-Rug Setup (Q1 2025)

  • Launch token with "fair" distribution (95% to team wallets) View Contract
  • Create 50 Twitter accounts to spam "NEXT 100x GEM!!!"
  • Pay influencers to tweet "NFA DYOR" while shilling
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Phase 2: The "Utility" Phase (Q2 2025)

  • Launch 10,000 NFTs of badly drawn animals View Collection
  • Announce revolutionary AI-powered GameFi metaverse
  • Promise whitepaper that will never be written
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Phase 3: The FOMO Builder (Q3 2025)

  • Announce "major partnership" with another rug pull
  • Start fake buyback program with wash trading
  • Release staking with 42,069% APY (trust us bro)
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Phase 4: The Exit Strategy (Q4 2025)

  • Blame "market conditions" for delayed development
  • Post "team is working hard" while on vacation
  • Announce emergency "temporary" maintenance
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Phase 5: The Grand Finale (Q1 2026)

  • "Get hacked" by our own private keys View Tweet
  • Delete Discord server during AMA
  • Launch next project under different name

⚠ïļThis roadmap is about as reliable as your ex's promises

📈Chart Direction: Only up! (Until it's not) Trust Us Bro
ðŸĪPartnerships: TBA (To Be Abandoned)
ðŸŽŪMetaverse Status: In development (in our dreams)
🔒Liquidity: Locked* (*terms and conditions apply)
🚀WAGMI (We Are Gonna Make Insolvency)

Rug Pull CalculatorðŸ§Ū

Calculate your future losses with our state-of-the-art rugonomics!📉

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⚠ïļPast performance guarantees future rugs

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Panic Seller SimulatorðŸ˜ą

Experience the thrill of selling at the bottom while influencers tell you to buy!

$100.00-5%📉

Community Copium Level

0%

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Whale Alert 🐋👀

Watch in real-time as whales perform totally legitimate transactions!

Total Value "Redistributed" ðŸ’ļ

$0
* Not financial advice. These transactions are definitely legitimate and not suspicious at all. Trust level: 420% ðŸĪ

Professional Chart Analysis📊

Find the perfect zoom level to confirm your bias!

Triple Moon Lambo Pattern 🚗 Detected!

Expert Analysis:

This is the strongest buy signal since sliced bread! Not financial advice! 🍞

* This is definitely not financial advice. Chart analysis performed by a highly trained hamster. Past performance guarantees future results (trust me bro). ðŸđ
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Trusted By DegensðŸĶ

Real testimonials from our community! (Not paid shills, trust us bro!)💎

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WAGMI! (We're All Getting Massively Infiltrated) 🚀🚀🚀 Dev is based and doxxed trust me bro!
@CryptoInfluencer69
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Team promised 100x, delivered -99.9%. At least they're consistent with their math!
@RuggedAndBased
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The Discord mods kept saying 'major partnership announcement soon' right until they deleted the server.
@TrustTheProcess
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Whitelist spots were fair! Only 90% went to the dev's alt accounts!
@PreminedPete
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LP locked for 4 years! (Somehow disappeared in 4 minutes though)
@LiquidityLarry
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Dev wallet was 'hacked' right after I bought. What are the odds?!
@NotTheDevBro

ðŸĪ100% authentic testimonials from our community! (Source: Trust me bro)

Frequently Asked Questions❓

Everything you never needed to know, but we're telling you anyway!

Who's actually behind this? ðŸĪ”↓
Plot twist: I'm Joey, and I've actually built legitimate NFT projects on other chains! Currently exploring Solana through humor, looking to connect with other builders. Find me on Telegram @JoeyonEth if you want to chat about actual projects! 🚀
How much has the dev invested? ðŸĪ”↓
Our highly committed developer has invested a whopping 2 SOL! When will they sell? That's the exciting part - nobody knows! Not even them! It's like a surprise party, but for your portfolio! 🎉
Could others make more profit than the dev? 📈↓
Absolutely! In fact, we're counting on it! Some random team might find this hilarious and decide to pump it to the moon! We're just here for the memes, but who knows - maybe Elon will tweet about us? (He won't) 🚀
Is this your first token launch? ðŸŽŊ↓
First time rugg... I mean, launching! We have absolutely no idea what we're doing, and that's the beauty of it! No planned structure, no roadmap, just pure, unfiltered chaos! Think of it as performance art, but with your money! ðŸŽĻ
What's your marketing strategy? ðŸ“ąâ†“
If this somehow becomes a thing (lol), we might splash out on some Dexscreener ads. But let's be real - our current marketing strategy is 'hope someone finds this funny enough to share'. It's working, you're here! 🌟
Is this financial advice? 💰↓
No! This is literally the opposite of financial advice. If anything, this is financial anti-advice. Please don't invest your life savings. Or do. We're not your mom. (But your mom would definitely disapprove) ðŸĪ·â€â™‚ïļ
Wen moon? 🌙↓
According to our advanced technical analysis (a Magic 8 Ball we found in a garage sale), the moon is scheduled for 'Ask again later'. Very bullish! ðŸ”Ū
What makes this different from other meme coins? ðŸĪŠâ†“
We're honest about having no utility! While others promise NFTs, metaverse integration, and world peace, we promise absolutely nothing! And we'll probably still deliver more than them! ðŸ’Ŧ
What's the utility? 🛠ïļâ†“
Utility? The only utility here is entertainment! And maybe the friends we make along the way. (Spoiler: There won't be any friends) ðŸĪ
* Not Financial Advice. If you're thinking about investing everything into this, please consult an Adult first. Preferably one with common sense. ðŸĪ”